This blog isn't dead, it's just sleeping. And doesn't it look like an angel when it sleeps?In the meantime, I'd like to welcome all the folks who actually read the articles and found me in this month's Playboy. The more perverts, the merrier!
It's just that lately a lot of people have been paying me cash money to write about myself, and it's keeping me a little busy. Case in point: check out my piece in this month's Elle. But don't get too excited; I wrote it under a pseudonym.
