Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Pop Hooker Roundup

Show about that OTHER callgirl premieres

EW's Tricks of the Trade highlights 25 Hollywood Hookers

The top 20 songs about hookers

More songs about hookers

In non-hooker news, stick a beer belly on this guy and I now believe in love at first sight. He is like, scorching me through the fucking page. Please, please call me.

26 comments:

Outrageouschaos said...

Holy shit. That guy is a tattooed, Gatsby dreamboat. He can haul me off to West Egg any day...please, Callgirl. Hunt him down, bang his brains out and post details, for those of us who are not geographically able to.

Outrageouschaos said...

Um...strike that. I just read the comments. "He works at Melissa's store on 12th between 3rd and 4th. No airs, knows his vintage clothes inside and out. Great guy." No need to hunt. He's delivered on a platter.

cj said...

I HATE how working girls are portrayed in movies. Can't remember the last girl I worked with who looked like Julia Roberts.

Athena said...

Good finds on the songs, I'll have to download those for myself!

Sunbunny said...

You're still the only call girl I'll read. Belle/Hannah is lame town and totally non-believable.

sirgalahard said...

Think of the story line possibilities if Shelley Long would have brought her "Night Shift" persona to Cheers as a barmaid/hooker with a heart of gold. We could have seen episodes such as "Cliffy Gets His Pickle Scrubbed" and "Sam's Burning Sensation Down There."

Sparker said...

I am sad Milk Money was not included on that list

Alice Does Dallas! said...

Oh my god, let me at him.

Unbroken said...

When are they going to do a show on YOUR life? Now that would be a worthwhile show!

collegecallgirl said...

outrageouschaos:

I KNOW! I am giddy as a schoolgirl just thinking about it.

Douchegirl said...

I watched it and totally thought "Wouldn't it be better if they made a show out of CCG's blog?". It was interesting, though.
Update more often!

KJ said...

Holy crap. I would ruin that boy if he were a little more solid.

he's a tad twiggy, fraid I'd break em.

I need my toys tough, like KONGS.

KJ

<b>the little princess.</b> said...

When I first saw the ad for that other callgirl's show, I got really excited and thought it was you. Then I forgot to comment. But still, we all want a you callgirl show/something.

Matt said...

Add a beer belly? That's interesting...

Do all of you gals feel that way? I spend a lot of time and energy trying to minimize mine. Maybe I should reverse course and start eating some sandwiches...

Slutty McWhore said...

Don't worry, Matt! I am so not into the beer belly look. I like my men to be lean, mean, loving machines - not too muscular, though, as that's just plain vain.

College Call Girl: I was at the hairdresser's on Saturday where I started reading the June issue of Elle. Being a sex worker myself (former escort/current erotic masseuse), I turned, of course, to the article written by a sex worker. I thought it might have been you, as I had heard you'd written for them, but I was surprised about what you wrote.

You mentioned your self-esteem issues and, although you said that sex work didn't cause them, there was the suggestion that you would never have got involved in sex work if you hadn't had poor self-esteem. If this is truly the case for you, then please accept my apologies for critiquing what you wrote, but I couldn't help but feel disappointed that you would bring up the self-esteem issue in this article. Most people are all too ready to jump down sex workers' throats about being fucked-up and emotionally damaged, and I felt that you comment about self-esteem could easily have fed into that stereoype.

Apart from that, though, I enjoyed readng the article, and good luck with your literary endeavours.

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Dead Letter Boy said...

Always interesting to read.

moondogg33333 said...

I so watched the show about the other call girl, and I would have to say your blog is way bettter.. I feel it would be better if the setting was in the us.

ynksrule026 said...

Too funny. I love your blog and check in all the time. Keep up the dry sarcasm...the hell with "hooker with a heart of gold" give me "hooker with a smart ass mouth" any day!

Alice said...

wow, he is a sexy beast

Lucy said...

Why is the show so similar to your blog? The show about getting paid to go to an erotic adult party, the things about sort of developing crushes on regulars, getting reviewed on the internet, etc. Have you been watching it, CCG? The narrative is really similar to your blog, and I haven't read the Belle du Jour blog but I'm wondering if the show's writers were reading your blog or if you just have had really similar experiences to Belle.

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JudgeStone said...

Wierd. Half of Bernie Taupin's lyrics are about whores (Sweet Painted Lady, etc.) and not one Elton John tune is included.

JudgeStone said...

Ahem Weird.