The Softer Side Of Porn

As a young girl, I eventually aquired one porno tape, Masseuse II, given to me by an enterprising school chum who got a handjob for his trouble. I liked the Randy West and Steven St. Croix scenes a lot because they were both kind of mean and rape-y, if not that attractive. And the plot was good; I still think it’s really hot to roleplay the legitimate masseuse who lets herself be talked into/coerced with money into going further and further. But before I wore out the rewind button watching that thing, I had to rely on my own imagination and whatever I could find on cable late at night to get off.

Let me tell you, there is nothing more frustrating than trying to mentally continue the story when MTV’s Undressed cut off right at the good part. However, there are a few tried and true staples that tend to do the trick (you know which one). My first pick for the all-time greatest soft porn isn’t actually supposed to be porn-y, but it’s always turned me on.



Now before you judge me, listen to the facts.

FACT: This movie is full of hot young boys. These hot young boys often wear tight pants.



Most people seem to like Christian Bale, but in keeping with my nerdy-friend fetish the led me to have a crush on Buddy from Charles in Charge, I’m into this one:



Still, I wouldn’t mind being that horse.



FACT: Sometimes the hot young boys take their shirts off.



FACT: Sometimes the hot young boys are wet.



Strip away the singing and the inspirational story of the newsboys of New York, and you’ve got some grade A primo masturbation material. Maybe it’s sick to be turned on by this, but have you ever noticed every pre-teen girl inexplicably loves this movie? FACT!

Also a FACT:



You’re welcome.