Monday, January 14, 2008

Dudes I'd Like to Fuck

So I’ve been watching the first season of HBO’s Flight of the Conchords. I’m so late to the party on this one that there’s no booze left and somebody drew in Sharpie all over a passed-out dude’s face, but I mention it not to say how hilarious the show is (it is) but to tell you how big my lady-boner is for Jemaine Clements, one half of the New Zealish musical duo.

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I’m not usually into musicians (I like to be the prettiest one in the relationship), but I am a sucker for funny dudes. He has that Lurch-y kind of hotness that tall indie-rock boys get, and his lips, SWEET MERCIFUL FUCKING LORD, those lips. I would hit it and never, ever quit it.

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But even if he wasn’t smoking, I would be forever in love with him just for the way he plays David Bowie when he visits Bret in a dream to help him overcome his body image issues. It makes me laugh so hard I just want to rip my clothes off and sit on his face. Now THAT’S pretty freak-ay.

27 comments:

juliepaloo said...

Girl, I love me some Jemaine! When I watched the very first episode, I wasn't attracted to him so much as I was fixated on his huge lips.
Then I got over that and fell in lust. His David Bowie is pretty spot on.

killertofu723 said...

Have to say, I completely agree with you here.

Exposed said...

I like to think the title as a bit of a double entendre as well. You can only imagine his conchord making its way into your landing strip...

The Ethical Slut said...

"That's why they call them business socks."

Jim said...

I hope this doesn't ruin it for you, but he reminds me of Jeff Goldblum.

XO

sixteensecrets said...

I've never been prouder to be a New Zealander. CCG has a crush on a Kiwi! We're slowly taking over the world.

Lisa said...

Jim, I can't speak for CCG, but some of us ladies find Jeff Goldblum sort of strangely hot. (Not so much now as he isn't aging incredibly well, but early Goldblum was just tall, a bit awkward, and smokin' hot.)

I haven't seen this show because we're too poor for the fancy cable channels. But I've been meaning to put it on Netflix because EVERYONE loves it.

Bob said...

Sorry collegecallgirl-- he is mine, so totally miiiine, those lips, those half-closed eyes, those LIPS!!!!

archipelagic said...

I heard about/watched FOTC for the first time when I was back in America after Christmas, so I was way late on the party too. They're both hot, but I'm more into Bret and his granny sweaters.

stephanie said...

I know exactly what you meant when you said sexy in a lurch-y kind of way.I'm the same way,tall,dark and gruesome! Ha ha!
I never saw the show, but now,I gotta.

Sabina said...

I think it's business time...

chelsey! said...

Team Building Exercise, 1999.

heatherrreloise said...

I love this show.
And I would hit and never quit both of them.
It would be a lady, man, man threesome.
Grrrr.

I think I shall re-watch the first season now.
They are hilarious.
:]




And I sort of have a lady crush on Murray. I think he is absolutely nerdy and amazing.
Gingerballs.
Hahaha!



"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that his booty is fly?"

sleepy J said...

I'm totally with heatherrreloise on this one: threesome!!!!

The Millionizer said...

i'm more of a bret girl but i wouldn't mind being the meat in a conchord sandwich.

Em and Cee said...

I just want him to serenade me with "Business Time" and then have his way with me. Mmmmm. And he could bring Brett too. :)

Kisses,
Em

Mandy said...

You have to see him in the kiwi flick Eagle Vs. Shark- absolute genius!!!!

Kit said...

Jemaine=hot. Davie Bowie=HOT! Jemaine as David Bowie=extra special hot!!!

Sam said...

I love flight of the concords, and i love you for loving jermaine. Not enough people appreciate jermaine; i say he is the heart of the band, the basis of the funny. Its takes a special person to like Flight of teh Condords.

I have heard people say he is fugly. I think that is cruel, especially considering the joy he has brought people as 50% of New Zealands most popular folk duo.

Sofia said...

Two minutes in heaven with Jemaine would be better than... one minute in heaven with anyone else.

Katie said...

i just started watching this and i'm obsessed.

"and i don't know if stu is keen to, but if ya like we could double-team you!"

Krissyface said...

I totally get what you mean about being a sucker for humor. could look like Gerard Depardeu or Corky from Life Goes On but if he made me laugh I'd totally hit it, no questions asked.

Teen Atheist said...

Dude, that's so weird -- I just ran through the entire S1 of FotC yesterday! I'll admit I'm a complete Breterosexual (it's totally the eyes, and the soft voice), but Jemaine did a pretty rockin' Bowie impression.

beloved0126 said...

I'm going to second the need to see "Eagle vs. Shark" Jemaine stars in it as the sexiest geek you'll ever see. "Fool! Foolish sucka!"

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