Friday, November 9, 2007

Tila and the Other Children

You don’t have to tell me how weird what I’m about to say is. But like many trashy TV devotees, I have been watching A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. That’s NOT the weird part! It has been driving me crazy trying to figure out who Tila reminds me of. And finally, this morning, it hit me:

Tila looks like child beauty queen Swan Brunner, from HBO’s Living Dolls. Compare:

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I think it has something to do with her wee mouth and the way she seems to constantly tonguing the back of her teeth. Even the way she talks is like a little kid reading cue cards. She kind of lets the words tumble down her tongue like children tobogganing down an icy hill. They don’t actually run into each other on the way, but it kind of seems like they might. Why is this woman a prize again?

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Oh, yeah, right.

You know who IS seriously a prize though?

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I love the little-boy dyke thing Dani is rocking. Not to mention she’s a firefighter (HOT!). When Dani was holding Brandy back from beating up Vanessa, it looks like a sexy bear hug I wanted to be in the middle of. It didn’t hurt that Brandy was wearing panties and high heels. Plus, when you kiss Dani, the Indigo Girls plays.

If I can’t have a piece of Dani, I’ll take Domenico.

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I know he’s sleazy, but what can I say? He make-a me laugh.

29 comments:

meamia said...

I agree with you, I think she
should pick Dani!!!

Tay said...
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Tay said...

I just wrote a blog on Tila Tequilla too! I'm a human sexuality major, so that show ripe full of case-studies. You should go check it out... taytay4.blogspot.com And I agree, I think Dani is the best! (sadly, I doubt she will win)

Anonymous said...

that's funny, I was trying to explain to my boyfriend what it is I find so compelling about Tila, and the only thing I could come up with is that she's like a living doll...I had no idea she actually is like a child from a documentary called living dolls.

Anonymous said...

I think the looks like E.T. - the bizarre head & itty bitty neck with those crazy alien eyes!

Anonymous said...

'the' should be SHE.

Anonymous said...

I love Dani. If I was going to experiment, it would totally be with Dani. Hell, I'd totally mack it with her now!

As for Domenico, my Italian roommate swears he's not really Italian ("his accent's off). But I can't help but love him. We think he's a plant -- a spy for Tila. Probably not, but it would make for sweet trashy tv drama, yes?

R.E.H. said...

Oooh... Give me Tila Tequila and I'd do all sorts of things to her... she is smoking hot for some reason!

Anna Smash said...

Oh yes, Dani is smokin'. And way too nice to be on that show and in the clutches of Tila Tequila.

Lover Applewhite said...

"Plus, when you kiss Dani, the Indigo Girls plays."

YES YES YES YES YES!!! That line lit up my day.

stripper said...

Thank you! Dani is flipping HOT. And charming to boot.

Ford MF said...

Also Dani is totally the only one even close to being gutsy enough to have given Tile a real kiss. Everone else has this coy/shy/lame bullshit going on, while Dani's all, C'mere Tila, POW.

Ford MF said...

Also yeah, it's sad that while she's the best one of the cast, I don't think she has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

CallMeOn said...

Domenico makes me laugh too..but in a sexy way. Like I want to be on him.

Sarah said...

duuuude yes! i have a special place in my heart for adorable little butch girls. and crazy italian men.

the joy said...

she reminds me of Tommy Pickles from the rugrats. Especially her laugh. And her head size.

Pete said...

Maybe it's because I'm not a lesbian, but the girls on that show are not very attractive. I have yet to admit to anybody that I watch the show. What a guilty pleasure.

If they revealed Dani was actually a guy, would it be a surprise?

Tila is insanely hot, I think. Despite the weird face.

beautiful sad girl said...

I completely agree!! Dani is the best. And Tila does look like a doll. or an alien i think. At first I didn't like Domenico, but the more i watch, the more funny he is - that boy cracks me up.

The Rover said...

Great show - totally my guilty pleasure right now. Glad that other people like it - it makes me feel a bit better about myself...

Anonymous said...

Dani is soo hot! I would so do her

LunaChickNYC said...

Is it just me or does Domenico look like Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild??

keetens said...

I'm all about this new posting-about-whatever strategy you've got going on. It make-a me laugh!!1!

stayathomemomdotcom said...

woo-hoo. totally glad that I'm not the only one that would completely jump dani's bones if given the chance. She also seems to be the only adult in the house.

Anonymous said...

I too have a sick addiction to this show. After reading through your blog over the last few hours, and it does not at all surprise me that we both choose Dani and Dominico.

My defense of my choices (not that I need one) are that my boyfriend is foreign (as were the last two), and although I find lipstick lesbians pretty hot, I've always wanted my first girl encounter to be a Dani type. An adorably androgynous girl to show me the ropes.

And wtf is with lipstick lesbian equaling white trash on the show? The only 2 women besides Dani I would even let get NEAR my vag would be the adorably virginal black girl and Tila. Possibly the girl I vaguely remember seeing in the first episode. Man, Tila does like em trashy I guess.

Miss Mrs...a blog of everyday delights said...

Loved that black bathing suit she wore. And I have a thing for Dani too.

Anonymous said...

Domenico's getting his own show, and it's casting now! So, if you really do want a chance at him, it's called That's Amore. Also, I'm entirely in agreement about how Tila's mostly a shitbag, and Dani and Domenico are seriously amazing.

Miss Emily said...

She should have picked Dani...

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