Tila looks like child beauty queen Swan Brunner, from HBO’s Living Dolls. Compare:

I think it has something to do with her wee mouth and the way she seems to constantly tonguing the back of her teeth. Even the way she talks is like a little kid reading cue cards. She kind of lets the words tumble down her tongue like children tobogganing down an icy hill. They don’t actually run into each other on the way, but it kind of seems like they might. Why is this woman a prize again?

Oh, yeah, right.
You know who IS seriously a prize though?
You know who IS seriously a prize though?

I love the little-boy dyke thing Dani is rocking. Not to mention she’s a firefighter (HOT!). When Dani was holding Brandy back from beating up Vanessa, it looks like a sexy bear hug I wanted to be in the middle of. It didn’t hurt that Brandy was wearing panties and high heels. Plus, when you kiss Dani, the Indigo Girls plays.
If I can’t have a piece of Dani, I’ll take Domenico.
If I can’t have a piece of Dani, I’ll take Domenico.

29 comments:
I agree with you, I think she
should pick Dani!!!
I just wrote a blog on Tila Tequilla too! I'm a human sexuality major, so that show ripe full of case-studies. You should go check it out... taytay4.blogspot.com And I agree, I think Dani is the best! (sadly, I doubt she will win)
that's funny, I was trying to explain to my boyfriend what it is I find so compelling about Tila, and the only thing I could come up with is that she's like a living doll...I had no idea she actually is like a child from a documentary called living dolls.
I think the looks like E.T. - the bizarre head & itty bitty neck with those crazy alien eyes!
'the' should be SHE.
I love Dani. If I was going to experiment, it would totally be with Dani. Hell, I'd totally mack it with her now!
As for Domenico, my Italian roommate swears he's not really Italian ("his accent's off). But I can't help but love him. We think he's a plant -- a spy for Tila. Probably not, but it would make for sweet trashy tv drama, yes?
Oooh... Give me Tila Tequila and I'd do all sorts of things to her... she is smoking hot for some reason!
Oh yes, Dani is smokin'. And way too nice to be on that show and in the clutches of Tila Tequila.
"Plus, when you kiss Dani, the Indigo Girls plays."
YES YES YES YES YES!!! That line lit up my day.
Thank you! Dani is flipping HOT. And charming to boot.
Also Dani is totally the only one even close to being gutsy enough to have given Tile a real kiss. Everone else has this coy/shy/lame bullshit going on, while Dani's all, C'mere Tila, POW.
Also yeah, it's sad that while she's the best one of the cast, I don't think she has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
Domenico makes me laugh too..but in a sexy way. Like I want to be on him.
duuuude yes! i have a special place in my heart for adorable little butch girls. and crazy italian men.
she reminds me of Tommy Pickles from the rugrats. Especially her laugh. And her head size.
Maybe it's because I'm not a lesbian, but the girls on that show are not very attractive. I have yet to admit to anybody that I watch the show. What a guilty pleasure.
If they revealed Dani was actually a guy, would it be a surprise?
Tila is insanely hot, I think. Despite the weird face.
I completely agree!! Dani is the best. And Tila does look like a doll. or an alien i think. At first I didn't like Domenico, but the more i watch, the more funny he is - that boy cracks me up.
Great show - totally my guilty pleasure right now. Glad that other people like it - it makes me feel a bit better about myself...
Dani is soo hot! I would so do her
Is it just me or does Domenico look like Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild??
I'm all about this new posting-about-whatever strategy you've got going on. It make-a me laugh!!1!
woo-hoo. totally glad that I'm not the only one that would completely jump dani's bones if given the chance. She also seems to be the only adult in the house.
I too have a sick addiction to this show. After reading through your blog over the last few hours, and it does not at all surprise me that we both choose Dani and Dominico.
My defense of my choices (not that I need one) are that my boyfriend is foreign (as were the last two), and although I find lipstick lesbians pretty hot, I've always wanted my first girl encounter to be a Dani type. An adorably androgynous girl to show me the ropes.
And wtf is with lipstick lesbian equaling white trash on the show? The only 2 women besides Dani I would even let get NEAR my vag would be the adorably virginal black girl and Tila. Possibly the girl I vaguely remember seeing in the first episode. Man, Tila does like em trashy I guess.
Loved that black bathing suit she wore. And I have a thing for Dani too.
Domenico's getting his own show, and it's casting now! So, if you really do want a chance at him, it's called That's Amore. Also, I'm entirely in agreement about how Tila's mostly a shitbag, and Dani and Domenico are seriously amazing.
She should have picked Dani...
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